French person: salut comment ça va?
Me: why’d you kidnap Toussaint L’ouverture?????
The realest shit you’ll ever see in your whole ass life
- When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
- When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
this makes me feel alive